Why
is the Patterson Gimlin film ten times more impressive today than when
it was first released 45 years ago? This is the footage that everyone,
whether a fan or not has seen and has an opinion on. Some swear just
after a first glance that it’s real,
while others automatically say it’s a man in a costume. I say you
cannot make either assumption from a brief one or two viewings, so
thankfully for everyone that cares, this film has been torn apart
thousands of times, with every aspect scrutinized by everyone from
armchair enthusiasts to credentialed folks who know a thing or two
about, costumes and makeup, anthropology and anatomy and film devices
from that era and on and on.
With current technologies we have even
gone back to the original and snapped one laborious frame at a time and
digitized the complete original and we have stabilized the film, by
taking each frame and centering it on the object of our attention. Now
why is that important? For one, most versions of this film you have
seen are a copy of a copy of a copy. Keep going until the word copy
stops making any sense. After just making one copy from a copy, you
begin to pick up what are called artifacts.
Artifacts are small pieces
of dust and debris that are on a previous copy that permanently become
part of the next version. Before you know it, it appears that Bigfoot
has an additional finger or a tail (exaggeration on the tail). The
copies of the copies only hurt the authentication process. The
stabilization of the film allows us to get off the bumpy ride that was
Patterson running in a frantic state, trying to capture as much as he
could of the beast on his Cine-Kodak K100. Stabilization has not only
saved our lunch, but given us a much clearer view of Patty in all of
her muscle bound, fat reserved, breasts swinging perfection.
Yes Patty
(the name given to Patterson’s Bigfoot) is a female, which is common
knowledge of course for any enthusiast, but not so much to the general
public. In a way, that in and of itself is pretty impressive if this
was a hoax. A female Bigfoot, if you are a hoaxer trying to fool the
world, is a little more challenging to nail down, and really why go to
the bother of sexing a costume of an unknown creature? Might be
however a male Bigfoot would create his own problems, if you know what I
mean.
The film has gone over 45 years of dissection and the best
evidence has actually come in the last few years from accredited
anatomists, anthropologists and Hollywood makeup artists as well as
developments in computer technology. On the animal specialist side the
creature moves in such a way where muscles, tendons and fatty pockets
are clearly visible in motion and if it is a costume, they went for
broke to provide an extremely accurate suit that can barely be rivaled
today. On the physical side, the arms are disproportionately long for
its stature and its intermembral index (a ratio used to compare limb
proportions, expressed as a percentage) make it well beyond the means
for a human being and according to Anthropologist Jeff Meldrum, rule out
the possibility of a man in a suit. The creature’s gait and stride
are also of a non-human variety. Turns out the angle of a humans shin
rise is a universal 52 degrees while walking. The angle of Patty’s shin
rise is a consistent 73 degrees, step after step after step. That’s an
extremely awkward thing to mimic for a human and looks completely
unnatural when in action. On Patty nothing could seem more natural.
People who have claimed to have seen a Sasquatch seem to often mention a
kind of smooth gliding motion of the creature as it effortlessly
strides through the woods.
MK Davis, the guy also responsible for
stabilizing the film, has done a lot of analysis on zoomed in versions
of this film and points out to the amazing realness of the creature’s
thighs and glutes. Does Patty have a nice ass? Well that is your
personal business, but she does have a very realistic one. When this
thing walks, the muscles that you would expect to see flexing and
contracting do so on all fronts. The maker of a costume like this would
have had to have an extensive knowledge of anatomy and then somehow put
it in action on a man that would never fill in all of the differing
lengths of anatomy in the suit. In other words, this thing’s anatomical
lengths, compared to a man would leave slop and slouch all over the
body and not the muscle toned creature we see in PG.
There are many
more aspects that have been gone over to authenticate the film and there
is also NO agreement universally across the board, but the body walking
across the screen in the Patterson Gimlin film has never been debunked
in all the years of trying and has only become more enthralling as we
look deeper with newer and better technologies.
Do I believe Patty is
the real deal? Not 100% no. But I do think it is one of the best
pieces of evidence out there. There is absolutely no way you can say
this is a misidentification, which leaves only two other options. That
this is one of the best costumes ever made, especially for 1967 and way
out of the reach monetarily of a guy on a budget the size of PG or these
two guys hit the crypto zoological jackpot of the century and when we
view the 53 seconds that make this clip special we are in fact looking
at a BIGFOOT.
Some interesting links to consider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SRi1VLBxtZc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUXkq_HVgIc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNW2WW6rbw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lze64cwcbLs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54y3vgCvYA
MK Davis also has a great one on the buttocks muscles, which I can't seem to find, but if you get a chance, it is one of the most impressive examinations of the PG film.
Thanks everyone!
Ready, set.....Bigfoot!
Some interesting links to consider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SRi1VLBxtZc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUXkq_HVgIc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNW2WW6rbw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lze64cwcbLs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54y3vgCvYA
MK Davis also has a great one on the buttocks muscles, which I can't seem to find, but if you get a chance, it is one of the most impressive examinations of the PG film.
Thanks everyone!
Ready, set.....Bigfoot!

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